A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

Look down you gods, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.

Here’s to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to these beautiful bridesmaids.

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”

“She said she was approaching 40 and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.”

“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.”

“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”

“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”

# My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”~ Mark Twain

# “When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”~ Sophia Loren, from Women and Beauty
# “Youth fades; love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all.”~ Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809-1894)
# “A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done.”~ Unknown
# “The commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother–which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.” ~ Sidney J. Harris

I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with

Plato…427-347 bc

The faults of others is easily perceived, but that of oneself is difficult to perceive-

Bhagavad Gita

Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end it’s only with yourself.

- Mary Schmich

We’re a feeling, an awareness encased here

Don Juan (Carlos Castaneda)

It doesn’t matter what one reveals or what one keeps to oneself. Everything we do, everything we are, rests on our personal power. If we don’t have enough personal power the most magnificent piece of wisdom can be revealed to us and it won’t make a damn bit of difference.

Don Juan (Carlos Castaneda)

Success is not fame or money or the power to bewitch. it is to have created something valuable from your own individuality and skill - a garden, an embroidery, a painting, a cake, a life.

Charlotte Gray

I’m very proud that I’m smart enough to get to the point

Harry Truman

Some things have to be believed to be seen

Ralph Hodgson

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital

Aaron Levenstein

A word to the wise is… unnecessary

“Dreams are pictures of feelings.”

Richard Corriere & Joseph Hart Dream Makers

Without forgiveness life is governed by an endless cycle of resentment and retaliation

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Keep sowing your seed, for you never know which will grow-perhaps it all will.
Ecclesiasties

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
Miyazawa Kenji

Patience is the companion of wisdom
St. Augustine

It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
Syrus, Publilius

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
Gandhi, Indira

Experience is what you get when you do not get what you want.
Anonymous

Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster.
Agor, Weston H.

Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
Kaiser, Henry

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
 ~quotes on gratitude by William Arthur Ward

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them
 ~inspirational sayings about Veterans Day quotes by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude
 ~gratitude quotes by E.P. Powell

If you count all your assets, you always show a profit.
 ~famous quotes about Gratitude by Robert Quillen

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
 ~gratitude sayings by John Fitzgerald Kennedy

One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.
 ~quotes on gratitude by Carl Jung

When we cannot bear to be alone, it means we do not properly value the only companion we will have from birth to death - ourselves.
 ~solitude quotes by Eda LeShan

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
 ~famous quotes about Solitude by Henry David Thoreau

We visit others as a matter of social obligation. How long has it been since we have visited with ourselves?
 ~solitude sayings by Morris Adler

In giving you are throwing a bridge across the chasm of your solitude.
 ~solitude quotes by Antoine de Saint-Exup�ry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
 ~inspirational sayings about Solitude quotes by Colette

Every character has an inward spring; let Christ be that spring. Every action has a keynote; let Christ be that note, to which your whole life is attuned.
 ~famous quotes about Jesus Christ by Henry Drummond

With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
 ~spring sayings by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Notebook L, Aphorisms

If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.
 ~spring quotes by Eleonora Duse

People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring
 ~inspirational sayings about Baseball quotes by Rogers Hornsby

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition.
 ~spring quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966

A living planet is a much more complex metaphor for deity than just a bigger father with a bigger fist. If an omniscient, all-powerful Dad ignores your prayers, it’s taken personally. Hear only silence long enough, and you start wondering about his power. His fairness. His very existence. But if a world mother doesn’t reply, Her excuse is simple. She never claimed conceited omnipotence. She has countless others clinging to her apron strings, including myriad species unable to speak for themselves. To Her elder offspring She says - go raid the fridge. Go play outside. Go get a job. Or, better yet, lend me a hand. I have no time for idle whining.
 ~famous quotes about Environment by David Brin

Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous.
 ~learning sayings by John Jay Chapman

With just enough learning to misquote.
 ~inspirational sayings about Education quotes by George Gordon, Lord Byron, English Bards and Scotch Reviewers

To neglect learning in your youth is to be lonesome in old age.
 ~learning quotes by

We have learned to fly the air like birds and swim the sea like fish, but we have not learned the simple art of living together as brothersOur abundance has brought us neither peace of mind nor serenity of spirit
 ~famous quotes about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Strength to Love, 1963

The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.
 ~learning sayings by David Mamet

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