When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
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If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight
Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety.
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
Hunger makes a thief of any man.
A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
Suburb: a place that isn’t city, isn’t country, and isn’t tolerable.
The hero dead cannot expire:, The dead still play their part.
Where we love is home,Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he’s finished
Having a bottom is living with the enemyNot only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way
I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
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Let freedom never perish in your hands
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.
Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they’ll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
If you knew how meat was made, you’d probably lose your lunch.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
